Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Mind Blowing Dialouges

Mind Blowing Dialouges

- 01 -
U can study and get any certificates.
BUT
U Cannot get your Death Certificate 

- 02 -
U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection
BUT
when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH 

- 03 -
U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college.
BUT
U cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College

- 04 -
U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop
BUT
U cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

- 05 -
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic
BUT
A software engineer cannot become a software

- 06 -
U can find tea in teacup.
BUT
U cannot find world in world cup 

- 07 -
U can find keys in Keyboard
BUT
U cannot find mother in motherboard.

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